Movie Reviews

I still question whether there should even be movie reviews -- between reviewers' tastes and poor judgment; how people don't care what reviewers say as long as there's blood, guts and car crashes; and the scarcity of good films anyway... But I'm back and I have a few things to say.

The World Unseen
Blindness
A Thousand Years of Good Prayers
The Duchess
Forbidden Lie$
The Traitor
No Regret
Hamlet 2
Tropic Thunder
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Elegy
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hancock
Wanted
The Incredible Hulk
Dalai Lama Renaissance
Speed Racer
Then She Found Me
My Blueberry Nights
Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden
Flawless
Run, Fatboy, Run
Married Life
Honeydripper
Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day
Romulus, My Father
Penelope
Vantage Point
The Other Boleyn Girl
Under the Same Moon
The Counterfeiters
Definitely, Maybe
The Witnesses
Charlie Bartlett
Cassandra's Dream
Grace is Gone
Alice's House
Juno
I Am Legend
Youth Without Youth
The Golden Compass
The Kite Runner
Man in the Chair
I'm Not There
Love in the Time of Cholera
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
Lions for Lambs
Bee Movie
Gone Baby Gone
Lars and the Real Girl
Weirdsville
Sleuth
Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Rails & Ties
Things We Lost in the Fire
My Kid Could Paint That
The Brave One
The Jane Austen Book Club
Jimmy Carter Man From Plains

Also, you can peruse all my old movie reviews in the Archives.

I review movies on my show, "Movie Close Up" on Comcast and Astound Cables, both on Channel 29, and AT&T Cable Channel 99, San Francisco. You can also downstream my show from anywhere in the world by going to the
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The World Unseen
Director: Shamim Sarif
Writer (novel and screenplay): Shamim Sarif
Cast: Lisa Ray, Sheetal Sheth, Parin, Dabas, Nandana Sen, Grethe Fox, David Dennis, Bernard White, Colin Moss, Amber Rose, Revah
Time: 1:34

All the elements are there: conflicts between races in Apartheid South Africa, Lesbian intolerance, domestic violence, and finding the courage to stand up to all those negative forces. And yet, I found the film unusually un-compelling. The lead actresses are very attractive and do a pretty good job, as do the supporting players. The black silent partner in the restaurant business is sympathetic, the policeman is even humanized though still committed to doing his sworn job, the husband acts out of desperation to keep his family together. So, the characters are not just cookie-cut-outs of recognizable stereotypes. Why didn’t I feel for these people, these situations?

Miriam (Lisa Ray) owns a popular bar/restaurant in a small township in South Africa. She is strong and independent, even though the Indian population in South Africa is not embraced by the white, Apartheid government. She meets Amina (Sheetal Sheth) who, with her husband (Parvin Dabas) and children, has just moved to the township for her husband’s new job. Amina, also Indian, is a dutiful, though unimpassioned and unhappy, wife, but she quietly accepts her place in life, as all good Indian women must. Between the police being very suspicious of Miriam’s black handyman, secretly and unlawfully a partner in the restaurant; the growing intimacy between Miriam and Amina, the reaction of Amina’s husband and the community to their relationship – I should care. Again, I don’t.

Perhaps it’s because: (1) since Apartheid has ended in South Africa, I no longer invest the same level of emotion I once did to that intolerable situation; (2) the community’s transition to acceptance of this new kind of relationship is far too easy, so


Sheetal Sheth and Lisa Ray cruising.

potential drama is defected; (3) I’ve seen this same situation before far too many times in Gay and Lesbian films throughout the years. New location, same story. Girl meets girl, girl shows girl she’s really gay, girl must break with established social order to find happiness. (4) And I don’t think the script demands the emotional depth and intensity to carry me. Jeez, nobody’s burning up in kitchen flames of passion and sacrifice to love as did the lovers in “Fire.” Nobody’ is confined to a prison within a town by a river as was the very same :Lisa Ray in “Water.” The stakes are lower, the tone is milder, the world – South Africa during Apartheid – is still more tolerant and open than India for women to this day.

To be fair, this film is still a thick cut above most of the low-budget indie Lesbian films I see at festivals. It is multi-layered with social and personal problems rarely attempted in the usual fare. The actors are real professionals with long IMDb pages attesting to their abilities. The cinematography makes the audience feel a part of the scene; we are living among the townspeople, we form opinions based on our neighbors’ actions. In time, I hope to see Shamim Sarif go further out on the limbs of the precarious life Indian Lesbians must traverse and bring us truly emotionally fulfilling books and films.


Blindness
Director: Fernando Meirelles
Writers: Jose Saramago, Don McKellar
Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Alice Braga, Danny Glover, Gael Garcia Bernal, Yusuki Iseya, Don McKellar, Yoshino Kimura, Maury Chaykin

We don't know why certain people go blind, why everything goes white instead of black, the cause, the possible cures. That could have been interesting, like the original "Andromeda Strain"'s (1971, not 2008) search for a cure for an alien viral infection that might have decimated the earth. We don't learn about the development of cultures outside of the mainstream, as we did in "Lord of the Flies" (1963 and 1990). We empathize with the quarantined prisoners in A Block, but lack the true pathos inspired by so many Holocaust films, including "Schindler's List" (1993) or "Triumph of the Spirit" (1989). What

we have here is a situation in which people can either be good and helpful and cooperative or abusive and brutal. Yeah, I already knew that. Though the blind see white in this film, it is dark from the get go and only gets darker. The first person who goes blind is robbed by a passer-by, the government corals the blind only to treat them like diseased jetsam. I don't get it. What's the point? It's a "what if this happened?" movie without a pay off. There aren't even any good tips for survival except if you're in a blind world, it's good to have sight.


Mark Ruffalo touching Julianne Moore in confinement

Of course, the whole cast does a great job with good dialogue. The small scene-to-scene moments are truthful and poignant. The larger picture of there-really-is-no-picture doesn't effect their skills. But you still walk out of the theater at the end saying "What was that?"


A Thousand Years of Good Prayers
Director/Producer: Wayne Wang
Writer: Yiyun Li
Cast: Henry O, Faye Yu, Vida Ghahremani, Pasha Lychnikoff
Not yet rated, but harmless
83 minutes


Ironically, the spage between them is caused by coming from
the same culture. Left - Faye Yu, right - Henry O

What we suspected about Asians, you know, the stereotype of being inscrutable -- meaning silent, reserved, mysterious, internal, uncommunicative -- is true, even among themselves. They are brought up in homes where their parents don’t discuss, argue, show emotion. So, they follow suit. This is the story of Yilan (Faye Hu), a transplanted Chinese women, who feels she can’t communicate in her own language.

When her dad (Henry O) comes to visit after her move to America 12 years earlier, she finds it impossible to talk to him, to explain why her marriage failed, to tell him about her resentments about his absentee fatherhood, to let him in on the life she is now leading. Honestly, this doesn’t make for very excotomg film viewing. Father and daughter say little to each other. His questions are evaded, answers being terse or completely absent. She feels the need to escape his prodding and leaves him alone in her apartment a lot -- to go to work in a Law School Library where, since he is not a student or employee, he is not granted entrance; to the movies where she sits alone rather than stay home and talk with him. He looks out the window of her non-descript apartment, reads the newspaper, cooks, listens to Mormon proselytizers, takes walks to the park where he converses in broken English/Chinese/Farsi with a kindly, older, Iranian woman.

We have to be very patient with this film; we have to slow way down; we have to listen intently. The pay off is small, if you consider it a payoff at all. Yilan may never be able to express herself or get out of her little Chinese box. “If you grew up in a language in which you never learned to express your feelings, it would be easier to talk in an new language. It makes you a new person.” But still, even in English, she may never be happy -- her dad’s major concern. He may never be able to truly communicate with his daughter in any language.

The damage done by the Chinese social order going back to the Cultural Revolution of 1948 may have not only damaged that generation but the ones that followed. A minor infraction at work, followed by unsubstantiated gossip, cost him his career and dignity. The cover-up and lies and silence at home followed, and the next generation thought this simply is how life is. It’s a glum, sad, quite tale without a Hollywood ending, but perhaps a wimper of acceptance between them.


The Duchess
Director: Saul Dibb
Writers: Jeffrey Hatcher, Anders Thomas Jensen, Saul Dibb
from the book “Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire,” by Amanda Foreman
Cast: Keira Knightly, Ralph Fiennes, Charlotte Rampling, Hayley Atwell, Dominic Cooper, Aidan McArdle
Executive Producers: Amanda Foreman, Carolyn Marks Blackwood, Francoise Ivenel, Christine, Langan, Cameron McCracken, David M. Thompson
Rated: PG13
110 min.

The parallels are so numerous that one might wonder -- is this a thinly veiled historic perspective to the life of Princess Diana and Prince Charles or rather a British cultural phenomenon that begs repetition?

Georgiana Spencer (Keira Knightly) is young, well bred (meaning brought up to be a wife any nobleman would be proud of), beautiful, intelligent. There is no infertility in her family’s women. Same is true of Diana Spencer. Both women were several years younger than their husbands (Keira to Ralph - 23 years), (Di to Charles - 13 years) (Georgiana to William - 9 years). Okay, a little perspective into Hollywood casting. Neither Georgiana nor Diana were loved by their husbands who felt pressured to produce a male heir.

Both men found it difficult to be warm and caring. In more than one scene the Duke states he was not raised to show emotion. Biographies of Charles show that raising children in Buckingham Palace was done more by nannies than the stalwart, stone faced Elizabeth II.

Both husbands loved older, matronly women. Lady Elizabeth, the Duke’s mistress came from a similar situation. Her husband had many mistresses, and worse, beat her, refused to divorce her and kept her children when she left him. What is it with Englishmen? Is it considered unmanly to love one’s wife? Bess had 3 sons, which made her more attractive to the Duke, though her sons would never he his heirs. Still, breeding sons was a quality in women he admired. It has been said, though not kindly, that Charles found in Camilla the mother he never had - which solves that mystery.

Georgiana was famous for her fashion sense and was a trend setter, explaining to her husband in one of their very brief and infrequent discussions that men have many outlets for their creativity, women only have hats and dresses. Remember the recent auction of some of Diana’s gowns -- many of which will end up in museums? Georgiana entered the political arena, supporting candidates of the Wig Party who were proponents of enlarging the freedoms of men, though slowly over time and not to all. Perhaps this was selfish of her, hoping to someday have the personal and political freedoms that men enjoyed. She campaigned much as celebrities do now, introducing candidates, rousing the crowds, associating her popularity with politicians. Diana was the first in her situation to demand a divorce, and her political activism (for one, to get rid of land mines) continues to this day beyond her death.

Both were Spencers -- Diana being a member of the same family. Couldn’t she see this coming? The very tag line to the film is “There were three people in her marriage,” a direct quote from Princess Diana given in her famous TV interview after her divorce.

Yes, the institution of divorce was available to men at the time. King Henry VIII started a new religion in England just for that purpose -- because he wanted current mistresses to replace his perfectly good wives and the populace was getting tired of all the beheadings of former wives. Check out “The Other Boleyn Girl” (2008), with a very similar story: nobleman (this time the king of England) doesn’t love his wife, is very cold and taciturn with her, and has, not only mistress after mistress, but loves them all more than her. Divorce is not an option in this film, unfortunately for his then-wife, Ann Boleyn, but comes later in his life. “A Man For All Seasons” (1967) tackles that issue Academy awardingly®.


Keira Knightly and Hayley Atwell --
best friends / rivals - wife / mistress

Though divorce was on the books at the time of “The Duchess” (1780's), women had no power, especially against one of the most powerful men in England at the time. Willing to give up her title, her vast fortune, and her reputation to get out of her loveless marriage which she had to share with her husband’s mistress so she could pursue her own relationship with another man -- Charles Gray, the 2nd Earl of Grey (not the tea) who later became Prime Minister -- she was not willing to give up her children or be responsible for the end of Grey’s career.

Through Keira Knightly’s controlled performance, we see the cage that society and her marriage has built. Though gilded, it is suffocating, humiliating, cold and frustrating. Unable to show her anger, knowing reprisals could even worsen her situation, her despair is palpable. Fiennes, as the emotionally bankrupt Duke, has a much easier job. Stone faced, cool and controlled, a man who needs prove nothing except he can sire a son, he rules the household quietly and with authority. We never get a glimpse into his inner soul, if he has one -- perhaps being a product of centuries of inbreeding, his has shriveled and died.

The locations, the clothes, the hair, the hats -- all over-the-top magnificent. The issue: life at the top is still hell if you’re not loved -- oh, so true. It’s unfortunate that William Cavendish, Duke of Devonshire, never knew the words -- amicable divorce. He kept Georgiana for years for no reason at all when others close to their social standing were divorcing. I could easily envision shared custody with no insult impugned on his reputation. Hell, we did see it with Charles and Di. It is wonderful that Di did have the opportunity to live her life without Charles. No matter how much the paparazzi impinged on her privacy, she was love and lauded by the public for her charitable and political works, her grace and good taste. Too bad Georgiana didn’t get that opportunity.

Here’s the irony -- both her daughters of this union married and left heirs, whereas the Duke, the all so imperative heir to the estate and title of the 6th Duke of Cavendish, never married or had children.

Also, let us hope Wikipedia is correct in suggesting the Duke, his Duchess and his Mistress all lived in a satisfying manage a trois for the duration of the multifaceted relationship and that the film is incorrect on that point.


Forbidden Lie$
Documentarian: Anna Broinowski
Subject: Norma Khouri
104 minutes
Not rated but a couple of curse words and a little fake blood. Deal with it.

Going into see "Forbidden Lies," we all expected another "Shattered Glass" story, and I love a good expose of journalists, biographers, reporters and their ilk being revealed as frauds. A film about either fabricating a story from whole cloth or embellishing to the point of loosing sight of the truth in toto and being found out is always good fun. Take last year's "The Hoax", for instance. Actually, that didn't seem very good sport since it was too easy to out Clifford Irving as a liar regarding his authorized biography of Howard Hughes; Hughes was still alive and all he had to do, and did do, was call the publisher and say he didn't authorize diddly.


Khouri - did she think she could get away with it?

Not only does the documentary "Forbidden Lies" enumerate countless (oxymoron) lies in the book "Forbidden Love," written by Norma Khouri, but juxtaposes countless interviews of Khouri with other journalists and relevant individuals who counter her every assertion.

Then we find out this is happening concurrently. Khouri is still defending her book after its being exposed. Does she really have a friend, any friend, in Lebanon who in 1997 or 2001 or at any time was killed by her brother or her father by gun or knife in an honor crime (one in which the honor of a family is defended) for having a non-Moslem boyfriend? Khouri's made a fortune from this best seller which has been translated into 17 languages. She says she has donated large sums to non-profits which are fighting for the rights of women in Lebanon. She says the money and fame are only secondary to getting the word out about the vast numbers of women being killed in Lebanon in honor killings each year. No non-profit organizations could be found that received any money from her.

Okay, she stands up to the onslaught of criticism, even taking lie detector tests. She does not retreat. "I am telling the truth," she avers and holds her ground. The 73 factual errors and her responses to attacks are fascinating, and forming an opinion of her veracity is not so easy. The question becomes how far from the facts can an author stray before the work becomes fiction? For example, if I wrote a book about my grandfather leaving Russia before the onslaught of the pogroms by the Bolsheviks -- his "Painted Bird" journey at the age of 14 from Odessa to Bremen, including the people who helped him, the people who betrayed him, stole from him, beat him -- my only actually knowing there was a pogrom and doing some research about the extant facts, would that be a biography or a fictional excursion into a time and place using my grandfather's name? Oh, I'd also have to change his name to protect relatives still living in Russia. Food for thought.

But the real kick in the head is where the investigation leads. I wouldn't take the delicious shock away from the future audience by even suggesting where it will go, but go it does until we almost loose sight of the causal book itself. Filmmaker Broinowski obviously takes more pleasure in revealing the onion layers of facts than forming an opinion and trying to foist it on the audience. Just know that the description of the film I give is only half of what is revealed about Khouri and her life. Hold onto your seat; it's going to be a bumpy ride!


The Traitor
Writer/Director: Jeffrey Nachmanoff
Cast: Don Cheadle, Guy Pearce, Jeff Daniels, Neal McDonough
Rated: PG13
1hr 50 min

“The Traitor” is a propaganda piece directed to all Muslims who would be persuaded by terrorist insurgents through the use of intentional misinterpretation of the Koran and the promise of an afterlife with 27 virgins to follow said insurgents’ orders to the death, literally, while said insurgents live the high life eating pork and drinking champagne. Hope it works.

This is a view of terrorism from the other side. Don Cheadle plays a stone-faced, Muslim, bomb expert, Samir Horn, whose father was a Sudanese and mother a Chicagoan, educated in the US and US military, and helping a terrorist cell that travels the world arranging for and committing acts of terrorism. Is he still a CIA operative, has he gone over to the other side? His reasoning and beliefs leave us guessing. I have to admit, I felt a little uneasy rooting for our hero as he blows up an American Embassy and develops ingenious plans for killing hundreds of people. Yet, I couldn’t wish him dead at the hands of FBI agent FBI Agent Roy Clayton (Guy Pearce) either. Maybe Clayton could convince him to change his ways, maybe something, but I didn’t know what.

This film is in no way a “Bourne” tail-catcher. It is a serious film addressing an insurmountable problem. How do we keep up with terrorists and stop them before they succeed in their many small and large deadly acts - a car bomb, a 9/11? In “The Traitor,” nobody is flying from roof to roof. crashing through windows without a scratch, no one has seeming superpowers to endlessly karate fight and dodge bullets. This film tries to be realistic in its approach to the issues. It’s interesting to see


An intimate moment between Tunisian prison captive (Cheadle)
and FBI agent offering a deal(Pearce).

how Moslems are recruited -- in much the same way the poor and destitute are always manipulated -- with weak logic, with scapegoats, with promises that could obviously never be fulfilled, with snake oil salesman smooth talk. And it works. And considering the racial profiling taking place in this country and around the world, it’s amazing that not all Moslems fall to the dark side.

For the young, there are lots of bombs going off, lots of tension and close calls, great locations. For the women, Pearce has buffed up for the roll and, though never shirtless, is looking very Brad Pitt-ish. For the students of political science and current events, this could be an eye-opening view of the inner workings of a terrorist cell and the attempts made by the U.S. government to combat them.


No Regret (Huhwihaji anha - Korean)
Director/Writer: Hee-il Lee-song
Cast: Han-Lee, Young-hoon Lee, Hyeon-cheol Jo, Dong
Rated: R
113 minutes

Any denizen of LGBT film festivals or those who seek out gay films have seen it several times before -- gay Asian guy in love with another guy is still forced by his parents to marry some poor, unknowing girl for appearances. We've also seen many films on male prostitution. It's possible that the Korean public is not as familiar with these themes as the larger population, so why not one more take on them? And this is certainly a strong contender for best in its sub-genre.


Han Lee and Young-hoon Lee working on their relationship

Song Jae-min (played by Han Lee) is a successful businessman from a prominent family who falls hards for, first, his limo driver, Su-min (played by Young-hoon Lee), whom he meets again the next day at Su-min's day job in the factory Son Jae-min's father owns, and then again at a male brothel where Su-min also works. This has to be kismet. Can't get him out of his face, can't get him out of his mind.

I have often wondered why any two people fall in love with each other in films other than to propel the plot. I don't get why Song Jae-min is obsessed with Su-min, who is a surly dude and not any more attractive than any of the other boys for hire. Maybe it's a Korean thing.

Anyway, Su-min is not allowing himself to fall for Song Jae-min. Between the difference in their socioeconomic status, education,career paths, and prevailing feelings toward gays in Korean society, Su-min knows any relationship with Song Jae-min is doomed.

There are a lot of issues in this film which keep the audience's interest high. It's interesting that the large influx of men from the country to Seoul can expect the only jobs available to them (especially in which they can earn a living wage) is prostitution. Hearing the other working boys' stories, one feels sympathetic toward these victims of a class/education caste system. There seems to be no social mobility, with education being out of the reach of rural or working class people.

It's pretty much the same all over when it comes to gays coming out, though. We in San Francisco forget that most of the world still won't accept homosexuality -- from family, to employment, to legal rights. If you want to see the worst cases of bigotry against homosexuals, check out "Jihad for Love," which is a documentary that explores the legal repercussions of being gay in Muslim countries. The Koreans have got it easy.

The plot of "No Regret" is not completely predictable. The denouement is thrilling, unexpected, and more than satisfying. It would be interesting to see how the Koreans respond to this film; where are they in the homosexual-acceptance scale? Since "The Host," a couple of years ago, I'm taking Korean cinema much more seriously. They have learned how to use techniques the masters developed in New Age French Cinema, they have developed a mature sense of plot and character, and they take chances. More, please.


Hamlet 2
Director: Andrew Fleming
Writers: Andrew Fleming and Pam Brady
Cast: Steve Coogan, Catherine Keener, Elizabeth Shue, Joseph Julian Soria, Skylar Astin, Phoebe Strole, Melonie Diaz, David Arquette, Marshall Bell, Amy Poehler
Rated: R
92 minutes

If you’ve ever read or seen Hamlet, you know that at the end of the play, all the major characters and most of the minor ones are dead. So, there is already a joke in the title. I expected some really funny plays on the play in this film. Dana Marschz (Steve Coogan), high school drama teacher and failed actor, believes in second chances (and wishes he had a few). He believes that if Hamlet had had some therapy, nobody would have had to die. He wants to take Hamlet back in a time machine, escorted by Jesus, to make things right. Since he can’t have second chances in his life, this is the best he can do. So he writes a play for his drama class to perform.

Things are a bit more complicated than that, though. His wife, Brie (Catherine Keener) is at best disdainful of her husband; the school principal is cutting drama from the curriculum so after this term Dana is out; and his students, having no other options, are stuck in his drama class against their will and better judgment.

Looks like all the elements are there for a really funny film, but, unfortunately, director Andrew Fleming with his co-writer Pam Brady, turned this film into what looks like a lower cost and less talent-filled High School Musical. The play within the movie takes more chances (the police and fire department are called to the performance to stop it, but am ACLU lawyer [Amy Poehler] keeps them at bay) with numbers like Fucked in the Face and Rock Me,


This high school drama teacher (Coogen) gives himself
the lead role (in white t-shirt)

Sexy Jesus. The movie takes chances like Dana wearing caftans so his balls can stay cool and he can impregnate his wife, only to inadvertently display his genitalia (I love that word). So much potentially good stuff, but somehow the jokes are too few and far between, the dancers and singers aren’t that talented, and the movie drags. Okay, Dana is not a good roller skater, but how many times must I watch him skate terribly? His marriage is bad, but I figured out the result long before the payoff. He isn’t an inspirational teacher, like in “Dead Poets Society” or “Mr. Holland’s Opus.” Yes, true, nor an inspirational actor in an inspiration, funny or enjoyable film. Sorry, I really wanted to like this one.


Tropic Thunder
Director: Ben Stiller
Writers: Ben Stiller, Justsin Theroux, and Etan Cohen
Cast: Ben Stiller, Robert Downey, Jr., Jack Black, Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Steven Coogan, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Cruise, Brandon Soo Hoo, Nick Nolte
Rated: R
Time: 2:35

I was blown away! I was expecting laughs and probably lots of low brow antics, but nothing like this. I was just going to girder my loins, sit through it like a trooper and enjoy the few jokes that weren’t based on the bathroom or human bodily functions. I couldn’t have been more wrong. It was really funny and not crass. Don’t worry, 17 year old boys and those who think like them. You’ll still love it.


Okay, so they all looking like they''re overacting here.
Top row: Downey, Black, Jackson. Bottom row: Baruchel, Nolte, Stiller

The plot is much more complicated and interesting than one might expect from the commercials and trailer. Egocentric, pampered actors in a Vietnam War action movie on location in the jungle get kidnapped. That doesn’t begin to tell all the facets and turns in their adventure -- and that’s not even correct.

It’s a spoof on Hollywood actors and their inflated sense of self-importance. Yes, but the subtlety and on-point satire of the humor is so many levels above Stiller’s previous works -- no jessum in the hair this time. And only one tiny fart. Stiller and Thoreux have matured into fine satiric writers.

Okay, the R word. Please, we can say retarded. It’s in the dictionary. The child’s pajamas were treated to retard flames. It means arrested, delayed, hampered, impeded, slowed down. It was an accepted medical term until nasty, little children in the school yard started using it as an insult. May more words go out of favor the same way, for instance -- bff. “You’ve got a bff, you’ve got a bff.” “Who’s your bff now, baby?” “Your mother is a bff!” See how easy it is.

First of all, the remarks made about retards were made to insult the speakers themselves and their insensitivity. Secondly, all of us, no matter what group, minority, disability we may have, should maintain a sense of humor about ourselves or we become pathetic. At least assess the context before getting insulted. I’m a Jew who has withstood the most foul, hateful language aimed against Jews by Nazis in movies since the subject was first broached (in TV reruns for the older films, of course). It was obvious the Nazis were the bad guys, not the Jews. I was offended by history and Nazis, not the actors, writers or film makers. This goes for all films exposing anti-Semitism or films with remarks made by anti-Semitic characters. Thirdly, the person who “portrayed” the retard was only revealing his poor acting skills. He was the brunt of jokes in the film, not the person he was trying to portray. Remember, as stated in the film, to do the job well, you will awards. He just didn’t and didn’t.

And sure, Robert Downey, Jr., was hysterical and point on as an Australian, multi-Oscar™ winning thespian playing a black soldier. Yeah, Downey is great. Okay. BUT Tom Cruise (unseen in the trailer or poster) is brilliant -- not because of his rampage, his diabolic manipulations of a situation, or even his “I’m on top, rich and getting richer” dance (all amazing), but because of a momentary gaze, eyes wide, mouth stuffed with a huge cigar, body frozen while assessing the situation and formulating a plan. Just one momentary gaze. It hushed the whole audience of raucous, over stimulated, sugar enriched, target audience members. I was impressed with all the actors, well, except Ben Stiller. He’s still doing the “comedy” acting schtick and it was funny. All the others, though, were really doing their characters, and doing them well. He had enough to do already, anyway and writer, director, producer. And Jack Black did tone it down a bit, but he was playing an over-the-top movie star famous for being able to fart on cue. How serious can he be?

There are lots of references to other films which are fun to find. Of course, Apocalypse Now. It’s hard to separate any war film from images of Apocalypse Now, but a few do stand out as specifically its own. Platoon. I found one for Close Encounters of the Third Kind. I’m not a war movie fan and probably missed lots. See what else you can pick out.

Stiller has matured and his sense of humor, writing and directing skills were worth waiting for. This is one of the very few films I’d like to have a copy of for my archives.


Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Writer/Director: Woody Allen
Producer: Letty Aronson
Cast: Rebecca Hall, Scarlett Johansson,
Javier Bardem, ubiquitious Patricia Clarkson
Rated: PG-13
96 min.

I liked this movie. How strange. My reactions to Woody Allen films since the one I liked, "What's Up, Tiger Lily," have ranged from dislike to abhorrence and having to leave the theater. Almost always, we watch Allen play out his fantasy of beautiful woman loving him (of course, they have to be very neurotic). His absolute lowest attempt at fulfilling this fantasy was "Deconstructing Harry," in which countless beautiful, classy, educated women are angry at him for their past relationships with him (there he's playing out his Mia nightmare). After hearing him hiss "Jew bitch" one too many times (and once is enough), I walked out. He has also had the good sense in his last few romantic comedies to place younger, more attractive men in his role. But by this time, the jokes were older and lamer than Henny Youngman's and the stuttering by all major characters was beyond annoying.

But now there's "Vicky Cristina Barcelona." On the face of it, the plot seems too far fetched to accept: a suave artist (Javier Bardem - looking the handsomest he's ever been) approaches two young women (Rebecca Hall [with the morals of a Victorian and engaged] and Scarlett Johansson [looking for sexual adventures] in a restaurant in Barcelona and asks them to fly with him to a quaint village for a


Bardem, Cruz, Johansson. Allen. Sorry, Rebecca Hall,
you didn't make it to the poster either.

weekend of fun, sex, good wine and good food. They go. Eventually, he not only beds them, but his ex-wife (Penelope Cruz) returns to join the melange. Sure, typical Allen fantasy, but the situations are plausible based on characterizations, plot and dialogue. I accepted the various couplings, the emotional responses they have to each other, the outcomes. It's a tribute to Allen that he was able to still fulfill his imaginary sex life with a film that has something to say about relationships in a compassionate, delicate and human way. This is not so much a comedy as a romp -- a summer away from responsibilities and moral codes in the most beautiful city in Spain (though some might say Catalan is not really a part of Spain. Please!).

Ladies, be warned. If you go with a date to this film, he'll be asking you to bring your bff along or he'll want to meet up with her afterwards for good food, wine.....


The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Director: Rob Cohen
Cast: Brendan Frasier, Maria Bello, Luke Ford, Jet Li, Michelle Yeoh, John Hannah, Isabelle Leong
Time: 111 minutes

My eyes were tacked to the screen the full 111 minutes. The breathtaking special effects were believable, or a tribute to the army of special effects crew who helped us suspended our disbelief. The action barely stopped for a breath, and it hardly repeated itself. You know what I mean -- high speed karate fight after fight, or beating up monster after monster. The variety and range of action never let the audience drift off into a hypnotic trance of flashing colors and repetitive violence.


A family reunion - mostly. Brendan Fraser, John Hanna, Maria Bello

Brendan Fraser is being forced to age quickly. In his first Mummy jaunt, only 9 years ago, he’s a bachelor. Two years later, he’s the father of 8 year old Alex. And now son Alex is a college dropout (played by 27 year old Luke Ford) who goes off on his own archeological adventures -- this time excavating the first Emperor of China and his terra cotta army. Did the producers really need a younger, new heartthrob to attract the female audience? Perhaps they wanted to parallel Indiana Jones even closer by adding a young son who will carry on the family tradition. Hmmmmm. I think it’s a bit premature. Brendan still looks fine to me. And, dash it all, after his obviously spending countless hours in the gym getting in shape for this film, we only see him shirtless for less than a minute. I’m ready for him to get back in the jungle for another George, in a loincloth for a full 90 minutes. His body is, too.

Maria Bello was unrecognizable as herself, perhaps because she was supposed to convince us she was the same love interest/wife from the first two Mummy installments (previously Rachel Weisz). It has to have been Weisz’s choice not to do a third installment because she was great in the part and would never intentionally be left out of the third go. Though I love Bello in all her previous works, like “The Jane Austen Book Club” and “A History of Violence,” Weisz was missed. I found Bello weak in the part and floundering. She started out a country socialite reading her adventure “novel” to a ladies group, more interested in writing then getting “inspired” with her gorgeous husband, if you know what I mean. She was effete, in a word. Whereas, Weisz was strong, in charge, an expert in her field of Egyptology, and a doer. Sure, a lot of this was due to the script, but this woman was a far cry from the previous action heroine.

Now, here’s a thought. Much of the film takes place in the “western edge of China.” They travel to the Himalayas, they seek out Shangri Li, and yet, no mention of Tibet. The word is never spoken. The young, politically ignorant, Mummy-targeted audience may not notice this, but how can anyone aware of the 1951 invasion of Tibet by China and the unending struggle of the Tibetans, including the Dalai Lama, to get their homeland back, not see this glaring omission? Seems the Chinese army cooperated in the production of the film and was able to erase Tibet’s existence -- in this production at least. Still, it was nice to see lots of Chinese soldiers -- bent on world domination and the end of freedom getting their just deserts at the hands of the ghostly skeletons of previous victims. That is very un-Buddhist of me. Sorry.

This is a blockbuster you can enjoy for its timeless adventurous and humorous quality. It is not dark. It is a simple story (with complicated effects) of good versus evil, not troubled and dark versus diabolical and pathological. The worst emotional angst in this film is Dad Fraser feeling he was a bit remiss in being a good parent. And jokes are even made about this. The situation is easily cured by the two mowing down hundreds of ceramic solders with a variety of heavy arms -- true bonding.

People bounce back after what would otherwise be bone breaking smashes against walls and falls off high speed carts carrying exploding fireworks. They are live action cartoons who barely bleed. Nothing historical will be learned in The Mummy (though much is described on the website linked above). This is definitely a case of style over substance -- and I love it.


Elegy
Director: Isabel Coixet
Writer: Nicholas Meyer from the novel, “The Dying Animal”, by Philip Roth
Cast: Ben Kingsley, Penelope Cruz, Patricia Clarkson, Dennis Hopper, Peter Sarsgaard
Rated: R
Running time: 108 minutes

“Elegy” traces the life cycle of a romance between an old, emotionally stunted college professor/cultural critic and a beautiful, young, intelligent woman. Okay, I’m bristling with irritation already.

Why does she do it? We don’t get too many answers to that question. Is it because he can give her a better grade? No. Since the establishment of sexual harassment laws, he knows better than to offer grades for favors. Instead, he throws a party in his apartment each year at end of term to make his selection among the coeds. And she is an A student anyway. Professors always pick A students to lessen their guilt. Is it because he’s handsome? A flat no to that! I don’t mean to insult Ben Kingsley, one of the finest actors of our time, just the character he portrays, DavidKepesh. Kepesh covets his bit of fame, regularly appearing on TV talk shows, espousing the merits of living free, never marrying, and enjoying sex sans commitment with many partners. I always find such men unattractive. By the way, Kingsley also plays a dirty, old man in “The Wackness,” picking up teens and getting them drunk, screwing his gorgeous, much younger wife, played by Famke Janssen, and smoking dope incessantly. This is quite a year for Mr. Kingsley.

Kepesh is an unsympathetic, dispassionate man. The film is all about his perspective, his longings, his excuses, paranoia, jealousy, and many failings. Instead of a respectful study of an aging intellectual, this could be director Isabel Coixet's subtle revenge on the whole myth of older man/younger woman societal acceptability. It could be a warning to young, beautiful coeds across the country, and even the world, to not waste their time with losers wrapped in stately robes who promise intellectual and experiential rewards if the nubiles just quietly lay down. Then again, we might be able to find, very deeply rooted within him, the humanity and compassion he has found so inconvenient throughout most of his life.

Not that I didn’t indulge in my youth. My professors were in their 40's, not 60's, were chairman of the department; they introduced me to their friends, and I them to mine. One even offered to take me to Africa on a field study as an assistant, and secured my position in graduate school, both of which I politely declined. But we never loved each other; we enjoyed and respected each other. There may be a place for such men in a young woman's life. They’re a growing experience, not a life choice.

There is an honesty to this film that can only put Kingsley’s character in a bad light. We understand his motivations, his desperation, his neuroses. Yet, we remain firmly unsympathetic as long as he maintains his distance from other human beings. I was even unsatisfied with his relationship with the mature and sophisticated Patricia Clarkson character, Carolyn, a former student and now a successful businesswoman, who comfortably fits Kepesh into her life. They were much more equals and closer in age, but it is suggested that he taught her too well how to conduct a relationship -- all emotion was absent from their intimacy, leaving only convenient sex.

Speaking of sex, Cruz is naked for a lot of the movie, so get ready for the DVD, young men. And old men, you may feel you get some justification for your May December relationships, and you get to see Cruz naked a lot. So, this film should be a hit with you, too. Ladies, young and older (there are no old women), this is still a tender story of lovers, no matter their age difference, as well as observations of male friendship and father-son relationships. There should be a lot to talk about over wine after the film.

Still, I'm angry. When women who are 30 years or even 5 years older than their lovers aren’t called cougars, I’ll calm down. When there are as many older women/younger men in films as the reverse, especially without commentary or judgment, I’ll calm down.


Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Co-Story, Screenplay, Director: Guillermo Del Toro
Co-Story: Mike Mignola
Cast: Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Luke Goss, Ann Walton, Jeffrey Tambor, John Hurt
1 hour 50 minutes
PG 13

Talk about being a minority; just as Kermit complained "it's not easy being green," it's even harder being red. And really, that's a major theme in this film. Unlike the mutants in X-Men, Hellboy and his cohort Abe, can't pass. When you see them on the street, you know they're there and you'd probably think they shouldn't be. And even if they're saving humanity from underworldly beings hell bent on eradicating from this tortured earth the ravages of wasteful, greedy, selfish mankind, not only is there no thanks, but they're subjected to outright antagonism. This time, Red is asked to make a choice -- beings like him who fester under the east end of the Brooklyn Bridge and Northern Ireland or the people who throw rocks at him. Hmmmm.


Johann Krauss, Abe Marine, Hellboy, Liz,
contemplating the Golden Army. Elf twins in background.

The film starts with a flashback to Hellboy's youth with John Hurt as Father telling his boy a story. The tale, and the whole film, written by del Toro and Mignola (Hellboy comic book creator), is comparable to any of Tolkein's in atmosphere, creatures, and scope. It is the basis of the present day plot: the elf king's peace treaty with humans that has lasted thousands of years will be broken by his princely son and the golden army of giant, indestructible, mechanical soldiers will end humanity. Hellboy to the rescue! Aided by his girlfriend Liz Sherman (Selma Blair) and water creature Abe Sapien (Doug Jones), and possibly hindered by CIA Agent Tom Manning (Jeffrey Tambor) and supervisor Johann Krauss (two s's, like SS), Red (Ron Perlman) is conflicted about destroying these creatures who are more akin to him than his allies are.

The creatures created by de Toro are obviously cousins to those we met in Pan's Labyrinth - the elves (made-up actors), the tooth fairies (his beloved insects), and the assorted monsters, goblins and inhabitants of a long ago world which didn't disappear, but only went underground). There is so much low tech fighting between all sorts of assorted creatures, but always including Red, that I became burnt out by the cartoonish violence, even the high speed sword aikedo moves by Prince Nuada. Solutions to what seemed doomed situations were ingenious and unexpected, though.

Ultimately, the winning charm and humor of Hellboy himself is what makes this cartoon-character-come-to-the-screen a superior offering in the genre. I admit it, I love Hellboy. He's masculine in the most essential ways. If you met him at a party, his first topic of conversation would be the route you took to get to there. He wants to watch his ball game on TV on Sunday. He enjoys a good cigar. And he doesn't understand why his girlfriend is angry at him, but he does know that asking is the wrong thing to do. And let us not forget his impressive, ochre, etched physique. Hellboy is such a guy! Where Superman is an alien posing as a patriotic American, Batman and Ironman are far to cosmopolitan and rich, the Hulk is a scientist with lofty thoughts and ideals, Hellboy is blue collar to the core. He solves problems with a big fist and a bigger gun with coke bottle sized bullets. There's nothing elegant about his solutions, just forceful, and he yells at his combatants like misbehaved dogs: "Now, stay down!" Between the beauty of the sets, the fascinating, otherworldly characters and the down home suburban attitude of our hero, I'm ready for Hellboy III. Bring it on!


Hancock
Director: Peter Berg
Writers: Vincent Ngo, Vince Gilligan
Cast: Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman
Rated: PG13
92 min.

Hancock is a perfect name for a man suffering from amnesia. The nurse at the hospital where he was treated for a cracked skull and the ensuing amnesia asks him to put his John Hancock on the release papers and that’s just what he does -- a refreshing change from Doe. The odd thing about this Hancock is that the amnesia started 80 years ago and he hasn’t aged a day in all that time, and he can fly, and nothing can penetrate his skin, and he’s very strong.

This is a new and original take on the superhero, in this case, reluctant, anti-social and alcoholic. And he makes an awful mess when he goes about saving people in his usual booze-addled way. L.A. city government is thinking the cost is too high for the lives he saves - torn up streets, severely damaged skyscrapers, dozens of cars, many police vehicles, totaled. Hancock may only be liked by the few individuals he saves and hated by tax payers, police, politicians and the felons he apprehends.

I would have liked to understand why this gifted man stooped to the alcoholic depths to which he succumbed, but that’s asking too much of an action flick. It’s enough that he feels isolated due to his amnesia and super powers. Actually, Wolverine from “The X-Men” also suffers from amnesia and is anti-social. So, perhaps Hancock is not so unique. Except he’s black.

Years ago, Robert Townsend of “Hollywood Shuffle” fame once told me he was very disappointed because there were no black superheros. A black superhero would be a giant step in a more equally represented society and give a solid role model to black children. There was Damon Wayans “Blankman,” and in 1993, Robert Townsend fulfilled his dream by writing, directing and starring in “Meteorman.” There’s also Halle Berry’s Storm in “The X-Men” series -- strong, independent, fighting for right, but with the smallest part and no storyline of her own.

Now the biggest summer blockbuster star, Will Smith, gets the budget necessary to bring a black superhero to the fore. The world will finalize recognize, appreciate and add to the pantheon of superheros a black man! Hallelujah and amen.

Just having Will Smith portray the superhero in a megabuck summer blockbuster gives a bit of immortality to Hancock. Hancock will not soon be forgotten as were his brother predecessors. Probably only “Wild, Wild West,” out of all Will Smith films will be forgotten. Not a bad record. So, now Robert Townsend can rest easy. Sure, Hancock is a social misfit, blunderer and loser at the beginning of the film, but you must surmise he will do himself proud by the end. It is a Hollywood film.

What makes this superhero different from all the other superheros is not that he is black, as discussed above, but that he is a street drunk and a__hole (we are told many times) who lives in a double wide out in the desert (no fortress of solitude). I was a little uneasy with this interpretation of what a black superhero would be. Is this veracity in film, ethnic imperative, bias by the screenwriters, or reflection of our culture? Maybe I shouldn’t delve too deep into the superficial subtext and just enjoy the film.

I hate to give away any more of the plot than what’s shown in the previews and commercials. I was very surprised by the turn of events in the film and wouldn’t want to ruin it for you. Suffice it to say Academy Award winner Charlize Theron is not about to just play the wife of the guy who befriends Hancock and tries to straighten him out. Her career is still big enough to warrant serious plot play, and she does get second billing in the credits. So, do not dismiss her. Hint, hint.

Unless Will Smith himself gets hit by a train, expect Hancock to turn into a franchise. And I look forward to it.


Wanted
Director: Timur Bekmambetov
Writer: Chris Morgan
Cast: James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman, Terence Stamp

The release of this film couldn’t have been more poorly timed. Now that the federal government is confirming everybody’s right to own a gun, James McAvoy and Angelina Jolie are making guns look indispensable to being cool and having a good time. McAvoy’s character can finally leave his deadening office job to be trained in assassinhood - which includes constant beatings, wax baths, and shooting curved trajectories around carcasses.


James McAvoy in training, NOT Morgan Freeman, and
Angelina Jolie, as always in this film, looking on.

Other than the joy of shooting people through the head (either entry or exit through the forehead with accompanying slow-mo spatter), there is no point to this film. It is mean and violent in its relentless slaughter of people for no apparent reason -- the assassins (a cool term for serial killers) vow to remain ignorant to why victims are chosen - obediently taking instructions from the warp and woof of cloth - or Morgan Freeman, the man who interprets it.

We get to see Jolie eat several times, which is refreshing. And her lips have obviously been given a rest from constant injections from the level of overripe cherries about to burst to looking almost like those of a normal human being. Again, refreshing. She stares and smiles knowingly, and drapes herself over car hoods and subway roofs to get a better shot at renegade killers (as opposed to obedient killers). The shame of it is that when Jolie makes a good film, like “A Mighty Heart,” nobody goes to see it. Who can blame her for at least making money as a star in lieu of receiving recognition for being a great actress?

Still, this film will strike a cord for addicted violent video gamers, mercenaries, would-be serial killers, and .... serial killers. And since the film was shot mostly in Eastern Europe, “no animals were harmed in the making of this film” is not mandatory or adhered to. No film is worth abusing even one rat, especially this film. There were cut aways between shots of the rats running around with little bombs attached to them and the explosions, but still, this film isn’t worth it.


The Incredible Hulk
Director: Louis LeTerrier
Writers: Zak Pen, Edward Norton from the Marvel comics by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby
Cast: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, William Hurt, Tim Roth, Ty Burrell
Rated: PG13

The Hulk, either incredible or prosaic, is all about anger, rage and violence. That’s it. That’s what the audience, rich in testosterone, is lining up to see. Bruce Banner hiding out in Brazil and studying local marshall arts and diaphragm breathing to control his anger is going to get nowhere in his attempt to stop his “incidents” of hulkiness. If it did help him control is anger, rage and violence, you’d be watching an American version of “Dalai Lama Renaissance.” Also, there is absolutely no point in fettering the movie with plot. So, here’s the plot: The U.S. Army is going after Bruce Banner who is hiding from it. The extended plot would add the line: One of the soldiers wants some of the juice Hulk is on and gets it.


Bruce Banner (Edward Norton)
practicing techniques of control...

The contrast between the Hulk and his non-pumped counterpart is brought into sharper relief than ever. Edward Norton is truly the guy the other guys kick sand in the face of (pardon my grammar). Actually, so is his nemesis, Emil Bronsky played buy ever-so-slight-of-stature Tim Roth. No Eric Bana this time, just one slap in the face away from becoming the Hulk; even Bana’s facial features were still distinct in the green giant.

Now, the change from nerd to super hero makes one completely unrecognizable from the other. The secret formula which went awry in the original experiment is becoming more obvious in nature. It could be nothing but radiated steroids - huge muscles, anger, lack of judgment. All the telltale signs of steroid abuse (or roid rage) are evident. And it makes me kind of sad that this super hero who will capture the minds, hearts and dollars of our youth for the next few weeks is a once-intelligent, sensitive scientist who has turned into a mindless brute with a syringe full of drugs. Not so different from almost all of today’s heroes in the sports fields. Check out “Bigger, Stronger, Faster” for the lowdown on the prevalence of steroids in all sports.

Some standout scenes: a tender moment between the Hulk and his gal, Betty Ross, played by Liv Tyler, reminiscent of the mountain top eerie scene in all the “King Kong”s; a Dr. Frankenstein moment, complete with monster strapped on table, lots of scientific equipment with widgets and dials, raving scientist, and the added attraction of Liv jumping on the monster for a ride while screaming instructions to the monster to focus and to the doctor to inject more drugs. This was perhaps my favorite moment in the film. The scene where the Hulk confronts the Army on a college campus (symbolic significance?) harks back to the 50's when little toy tanks bombarded the various vintage monsters with


to no avail.

bullets, then bigger bullets, then little bombs, then bigger bombs, then super weapons. Some things never change and perhaps shouldn’t. If the latest generation hasn’t seen the Japanese Godzilla films or the American radiated ants, spiders, or giant woman movies of the 50's, they will find this fresh and fun. The denouement is just a bout from WWF. Like many other scenes in this film, it is far to violent for children. Making the veins swell, the skin go taut, red/green and shiny with the strain and pain of the fight, only adds to the overall effect. The boys in the audience were silent and rapt in the agonizing battle. This is a true indication that The Hulk hits the mark. Know what you’re in for - just lots of violence. Have fun.


Dalai Lama Renaissance
Producer/Director: Khashyar Darvich
81 minutes

On the face of it, this is a documentary about a group of 40 innovative Western thinkers who come together under the banner of Synthesis to help the Dalai Lama solve the problems of the world. Really! And who are these people? Having seen this film, I still don’t know who they are. Sure, their names come up on the bottom third of the screen and probably a lot of people in their fields know and respect them, but in their positions today in world society, can they even influence those who have power? We have the publisher of Yes! magazine, not Time magazine. We have a theoretical scientist who is not Stephen Hawking or anyone who has won a Nobel prize. I was hoping to see a CEO who has turned green after a trip to the Arctic and has seen the error of his ways. Maybe a political advisor who has the ear of powerful public figures… But no. Even if this group came up with some good ideas, they couldn’t possibly effect change. And that is what bothers me about all Think Tanks. I’m sure all the world’s ills have been put to bed in theory, but people in power don’t want to hear about it and certainly won’t act upon them.

This brings me to my next point - hubris. Not to disparage this group of notable thinkers, and I say this with compassion. The idea is that when 40 really smart people from various disciplines like eastern and western religious studies, biology, philosophy, publishing, writing, etc., get together, their total will be greater than the sum of their parts. To imagine that any 40 people can solve the world’s problems in 5 days is, I repeat, hubris. Instead, we get to watch “big egos as fragile as egg shells.” By the end of the first day, they’re arguing over the hierarchy of the group and the structure and format imposed by the facilitators. It seems the loudest contributors get the most said. By the way, no one has yet to mention what the problems specifically are or what the questions should be answered. I never heard the words: greenhouse effect, totalitarianism, hunger, disease, greed. Days pass in varying degrees of conflict. When they get tired of talking about solutions to problems they haven’t yet defined, they argue over who gets to talk directly with the Dalai Lama. After all, they’ve all come a long way and don’t want to leave without at least voice-to-voice contact with His Holiness.

Fortunately, during these long, tedious conflicts, we get to hear wonderful Tibetan music, see traditional dances, wallow in the gorgeous vistas of this area, and familiarize ourselves with the culture of this exiled population.

Okay, finally there’s a meeting with the Synthesis group and the Dalai Lama. A couple of proposals are made: let’s boycott all Chinese products until Tibet is back in the hands of the Tibetans; let’s all fight evil in the world with the Dalai Lama as our leader. Let me just say, till this point, I was a little

concerned about His Holiness. Everybody was commenting on how he is a great man, perhaps the true reincarnation of the XIII Dalai Lama and all those who preceded him, a true spiritual leader. And we get some archival footage of Himself going back to childhood, his escape from Tibet during the Chinese invasion in 1959, and his appearances throughout the world since. But what I saw in this film was a modest, “simple monk,” as he calls himself, who seemed to laugh far too much and perhaps inappropriately.


The simple monk at work.

So, you think I myself have the hubris to criticize the XIV Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso, the spiritual and temporal leader of the Tibetan people? Perhaps you think I have given away too much about the film? No, no, little grasshopper. The Dalai Lama is, I believe, the true incarnation of the Laughing Buddha. He doesn’t care what this group, or any of the other groups he has invited to Dharamsala in Northern India under the pretext of asking for advice, has to say. They couldn’t be more incorrect, and he knew they would be. They all have been. They should have known it was a trick when he asked them to help solve the problems of the world. Sure sounds as vague, as all-encompassing and as unanswerable as “What is the mean of life, the universe and everything?” I have no doubt that His Holiness is a fan of “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” Obviously, what drives these Synthesis people is their egos and not their common sense or smarts.

He brings them to his eerie in the Himalayans to have an audience with him so that he may speak to them. Narrator Harrison Ford gives us the clue with this quote: “Every man wants to change the world, but no man wants to change himself.” And that is what this enlightening film is about. Of course, the Dalai Lama (which means Ocean of Wisdom) laughs all the time -- he is the trickster. You go pay to see this movie and be graced by an audience with His Holiness, and like all who have come to him to offer their wisdom, carry away his, instead. Spread his words. He already has the answers. After all, he is the Bodhisattva of Compassion and he won the Nobel Prize for Peace. Who would know better how to solve the world’s problems?

Note: This film is narrated by Harrison Ford. I couldn’t help but notice the conspicuous absence of Richard Gere. What could this mean?


Speed Racer
Directors/Directors: Larry Wachowski, Andy Wachowski
Cast Emile Hirsch, Susan Sarandon, John Goodman, Christina Ricci, Matthew Fox, Hiroyuki Sanada (more)
Running Time 129 minutes
Rating PG - for sequences of action, some violence and language


That is the track behind Speed's car - not a carnival ride.

Let’s not bother talking about a plot. Who cares? There’s some strife, there are several bad guys who keep the hero and his family hopping, and there are races and races and races. Yes, the effects are spectacular and the actors fit into the background seamlessly. The races are so fast, I can’t tell what’s happening, but Speed Racer’s car is the only white one, so it’s easy to keep track of it.

Please please -- don’t try this at home or in real life. These races are more like demolition derbies, with constant crashes, and lots of dead drivers, though we never seen any. They blow up, they are pushed off cliffs, they simply disappear! And the turns are so acute and numerous that the cars skid sideways more than they drive head first. Nobody’s watching out for rule infractions like James-Bondesque propellers coming out of wheels to shred opponents tires. Cars even pop up into the air with hydraulic pumps

so they can avoid some of the crashes and stay in the race. It kind of brings out my old lady instincts and I worry about the testosterone-filled boys with driver’s licences still warm from the printers taking their dad’s cars out for a spin a la Speed.


The whole family, including the kid-who-will-amount-to-nothing because he's overweight (unlike his successful brother
who at the same age was thin) and his uninteresting monkey.

The acting, rightfully, is at about the same level as the original kids’ Saturday morning cartoon. Nice to see Emile Hirsch (Into the Wild), John Goodman (Barton Fink), Susan Sarandon (Dead Man Walking), and Christina Ricci (Monster), but it’s obvious they are all overqualified and wasted on this special effects extravaganza. They must have been tempted by really big bucks (resistance to temptation of really big bucks being the moral of the film). Oh, the irony. It’s not as if it’s fun making believe your driving real fast or watching someone driving real fast in a green room. But admittedly, it sure was fun to watch.


Then She Found Me
Director: Helen Hunt
Writers: Helen Hunt, Victor Levin, Alice Arlen
Cast: Helen Hunt, Matthew Broderick, Colin Firth, Bette Midler, Ben Shankman, Salman Rushdie
Time: 100 min.
Rated: R

There is always the risk when delving into the lives of women that the stories turn into soap operas or Lifetime movies. Once-prime-time stars and starlets past their primes find the only work now available involves plots in which, without warning, a husband leaves, almost always for a younger woman (though not in this case), our heroine can’t have a child or looses one, she finds her birth parent and has to adjust to this new personality she feels ambivalant towards, a new and perfect man intrudes upon her misery with passionate and politically correct, if not unconditional, love. So, I sat in the theater, arms folded across my chest, chin thrust forward with an attitude of “do better than that or go directly to cable!”


Salman Rushdie, Helen Hunt, Colin Firth and Matthew Broderick

What saves this film is really good portrayals by all the stars of charming personalities who are intelligent and witty. This is not a roller coaster ride, but a jaunt, a stroll, if you please, through a portion of a very nice lady’s life. Stability crumbles with painful disappointments and exhilarating new opportunities. This is how life goes, usually not all within a few short weeks, but movies tend to condense experiences. I care about April, played by Helen Hunt. I’m

 

glad her husband, Ben, played by Matthew Broderick, leaves her because his body is soft and he’s whiney. Also, if he didn’t, we’d be stuck with a sitcom very reminiscent of “Mad About You.” I like Frank, the love interest played by Colin Firth, who can smell abandonment and zooms in on April the very first time he sees her after her husband leaves her. He also has very broad shoulders. I presume he saw her every day he dropped his children off at school and neither he nor she had ever noticed each other before. And the inimitable Bette Midler as Bernice, the daytime talk show host and April’s birth mother swooping once she knows April’s adoptive mother has died, is insufferable and exciting. She is the energy in the film. It was enjoyable to be with them for 100 minutes. It was safe and even relaxing to spy on April’s life.

Helen Hunt, always the love interest, the lead’s understanding help mate, the mother of the exception child, the constant and common sense of so many films in the last decade, has finally taken the reigns of her career now that she is of a certain age. She directs, co-produces, writes the screenplay for “Then She Found Me,” based on the novel by Elinor Lipman, and stars as a 21st Century Pauline, facing the perils so many women of our generation have to deal with: abandonment, the desire to have a child, mid-life dating, adoption and reconciliation with parents. There are no great insights here, no edge-of-your-seat moments, no guffaws, one tear (on my part).

This is the fodder of “women’s networks,” minus the disease, abusive husband, kidnappings, and revenge. This film is not out to do anything but show the daily occurrences in the life of an ordinary woman, a kindergarten teacher trying to have a family. The question is: is this an entertaining gimps or a boring rehash of what we all already know? Don’t believe Leonard Maltin who says men will like this movie. Don’t drag them kicking and screaming into the theater. Go with your girlfriends.

Note: I like the use of religion in this film. April was adopted into a practicing Jewish home and carries on the traditions of prayer, Shabbat and other religious observances. She’s not orthodox, she’s not kosher, but she doesn’t forget God in her daily life. So, now I know adoption is sufficient for conversion. Will she raise her child in the same faith?
Another Note speaking of religion: Nice to see Salman Rushdie playing the obstetrician / fertility specialist. How liberating not to be on a religious fanatic’s death list and being able to widen his career choices.


My Blueberry Nights
Director: Kar-Wai Wong
Writers: Kar-Wai Wong, Lawrence Block
Cast Norah Jones, Jude Law, David Strathairn, Natalie Portman, Rachel Weisz
90 minutes
Rate: PG13

Love hurts -- in each person a different way. Blueberry Nights tenderly and respectfully explores the many forms taken by broken hearts. A young woman finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her; she goes to their favorite cafe where he’s seen on a surveillance tape dining with a new love. She adds her keys to a fishbowl of keys on the café counter, all waiting to be taken back, but only left behind like the people they represent. The cafe owner patiently waits for his love to return. When asked why he doesn’t search for her, he says, “My mother taught me that if I ever get lost I should stay where I am and I’ll be found again.” A cop drinks to forget, always promising this is his last night of drunkenness. A gambling woman can’t forgive her father even when she’s told he’s dying.

And what does it take for these shattered, damaged, love sick, people to start again, if they can at all? Some take a road trip, some love again, some can’t. All these characters are noble in their own ways, all tragic, and some hopeful. Cold hearted as I am -- dare I say it -- I felt their pain. No, I can’t say it. I empathized! Yet, I was not depressed by this exploration of losers at love. I felt sublimely touched.


Norah Jones partners up with Natalie Portman
for some fast money and a shiny car.

Great performances by David Straithern and Natalie Portman. Solid performances by Jude Law and Norah Jones in her first film role. Rachel Weisz showed a whole new level of acting in her career -- intense and seductive.


Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?
Directed by Morgan Spurlock
Cameraman: Daniel Marracino
90 min.
Rated: PG

Think Spurlock is going to find Osama when all the resources of the United States couldn’t (that is, if they really wanted to)? Think he’d live to tell the tale? Duh. This film turns out to be a travelogue through several countries in the East. I have to admit, I am confused about which East. I think everybody agrees that the Far East includes China, Japan, Mongolia and Korea. When I was in school what is now called the Middle East was the Near East. I guess it’s moved further away now. He goes to Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Israel/Palestine, Morocco, and Jordan, all what I learned back in the day were Near East countries. All these countries are significant in Bin Laden’s past. Spurlock even explores the caves of Afghanistan and treks into Pakistan, which all fingers point (literally) to as the final destination. By the way, I learned the Middle East was Pakistan, India, Bhutan, Tibet, Nepal, Thiland, Burma, and Biafra. Check a map.


Like El Lawrence atop his camel, dressed in flowing white robes,
Spurlock seeks the ultimate enemy in the war on terror.

 

The cinematography was stunning, especially considering it was all done by one journalistic-type cameraman, Daniel Marracino. I’m sure he never forgot that Spurlock, while in terrorist training before leaving on his bounty-hunting tour ($25 million for Bin Laden dead or alive ) was taught to say in Farsi, “Don’t kill me. Kill the cameraman!”

Along the way, Spurlock interviews many Muslims, all intelligent, charming, calm, lucid. Some are poverty stricken, some middle class, some educators and some government representatives. He approaches people on the street and makes appointments with officials None are suicide bombers, none call him heathen infidel and attack him with a saber. Almost all say they hate the government of the United States, but they don’t hate the people. Occasionally, we get the anti-American viewpoint, in response to which Spurlock looks pensive and contrite. Almost all reassure us viewers that they’re good people, just like us, who want to live in peace, who pray to the same God as Christians and Jews, who interpret the Koran as a peace loving doctrine that preaches love of ALL people as the children of God. I believe we got the majority opinion, if not representatives of the terrorist side. I couldn’t help wonder what was left on the cutting room floor.

If this film takes the pressure off Muslims in this country while seeking true solutions to the conflict, it’s more than done its job. Spurlock keeps the tempo fast and the jaunt fun and positive. You can’t ask more of one lone hero.


Flawless
Director: Michael Radford
Writer: Edward A. Anderson
Cast: Demi Moore, Michael Caine, Lambert Wilson, Joss Ackland
Rated: PG13

All you corporate heads, let this be a warning to you. Don't mess with the lady. The glass ceiling that limits the potential of women in the work place can cut you in the ass. As they say, "We're not going to take it any more!"

And here lies the backbone of the plot of Flawless. It's the early 60's, and Llaura Quinn (Demi Moore) is a loyal, talented and hard working employee of Royal Diamond, thinly veiled cover for De Beers. She has been skipped for promotion several times only because she's a woman, with lesser men taking the prize. Her ideas for company policy are so good, they have to fire her since only upper management should know them. She's even being blackballed from any company that has ever done business with Royal Diamond. Well, backed against the wall as she is, she has no alternative but to rob them of a few well-chosen diamonds and make a life for herself elsewhere. She reluctantly agrees to helpMr. Hobbs (Michael Caine), a janitor in the building who as devised a working plan for the heist.

There are requisite plot twists, tense moments of near exposure, a suave, a cunning insurance detective, and a lots of the unexpected turns, emotional and well as plot. Interestingly, the background tension is caused by protests by the public condemning the company for the exploitation of African miners, blood diamonds, inhumane conditions, monopolism, backroom deals with the Russians and even control of the British monarchy.


Michael Caine as the janitor and Demi Moore as
the corporate manager with no future conspire.

Obviously, times haven't changed. De Beers still controls the artificial price and sales of all diamond in the world. Queen Elilzabeth still only wears diamonds in public, having stored her rubies, emeralds, sapphires and other colored stones in a closet per agreement. Third world peoples who mine and cut diamonds are still being exploited. And women still don't earn as much as men for the same jobs nor proportionately hold high level jobs. Perhaps another heist is in the coming.


Run, Fatboy, Run
Director: David Schwimmer
Screenplay: Simon Pegg and Michael Ian Black
Cast: Simon Pegg, Thankdie Newton, Hank Azaria, Dylan Moran, Harish Patel
Rated: PG13

Just yesterday I was having a discussion with Kevin Robinson, the executive director of Medium Rare, about actors, and all people for that matter, who come from mixed racial families including Black, but identify with only the Black community. Kevin suggested that as a persecuted minority, Blacks are always looking for "brothers and sisters." True, but I also suggested that the white majority would segregate and/or identify people as Black if they had any Black blood in them, and to continue to identify oneself as Black with only partial Black heritage was to continue this racist practice.


The object of their affection, Thandie Newton.

Case in point: When Halle Berry won the Academy Award for "Monsters Ball," she held the Oscar high above her head and claimed this was for all black women. Quick cut to her white mother in the audience. I couldn't help but feel bad for her mother, nullified as a contributor to the talent, beauty and whole person Halle Berry is on International television to an audience of one billion. To ignore that she is half white is to not only be proud of being an African American, but also to submit to the guidelines drawn by plantation owners 300 years ago who would deny the kinship of their slave-mothered children.


Hank Azaria and Simon Pegg train for the big race.

Here's where I'm going -- "Run, Fatboy, Run" costars Thandie Newton (whose previous works include "Jefferson in Paris" in which she played Thomas Jefferson's slave mistress who bore him several children whom Jefferson freed after his death though did not publicly claim them as his children) as Libby, a pregnant woman left at the alter by Dennis, a slightly overweight and out of shape Fatboy played by Simon Pegg. In the wedding party are her Black mother, White father and white cousin. We skip to 5 years later and see Libby with her 5 year old son, apparently White. There is no mention of race, mixed marriages, social implications... nothing. This movie has absolutely nothing to do with inter-racial couples, their offspring and social ramifications of such. The characters just have that background. What a wonderful breath of fresh, unfettered air!

The movie is about Dennis, spurred on by Libby's relationship with a new man, successful, confident and loving Whit, played by Hank Azaria, to try to finally become responsible and hopefully get Libby back. The ultimate test is a running marathon between Dennis and Whit, and 10,000 others, along the Thames in London. Ergo, Dennis has to get in shape to run. David Schwimmer of TV's "Friends" fame does a very convincing job of capturing the flavor and humor of British comedies. I wouldn't have guessed a Yank, and a New York actor, yet, had directed. The movie is humorous, though not as hysterical as "Shaun of the Dead" (2004) or "Hot Fuzz" (2007), but it's hard to imagine what could be. All three films star and are co-written by Simon Pegg -- obviously a filmic power to be reckoned with. Perhaps zombies flicks ("Shaun") and murder mysteries ("Hot Fuzz") can follow more plot twists and turns than romantic comedies, but I found "Run, Fatboy, Run" pretty predictable, though the characters, especially Dennis, endearing. Special kudos to Dylan Moran as Gordon, Dennis' best friend and Libby's cousin. His performance as the gambling, womanizing rogue was in perfect counterpoint to Dennis' cloddish sincerity.


Married Life
Director: Ira Sachs
Writers: Ira Sachs, Oren Moverman
Cast Chris Cooper, Pierce Brosnan, Patricia Clarkson, Rachel McAdams, David Wenham

How little we know about the ones we love. In this post WWII suburban American, environment, long time married couple Harry and Pat seem to know nothing about each others true feelings and hidden lives. Harry (Chris Cooper) is deeply in love with a younger woman, Kay (Rachel Adams), but fears if he tried to divorce Pat (Patricia Clarkson), it would destroy her. Pat also has a younger lover (David Wenham) who truly makes her happy in a way Harry never could, but she knows Harry needs her. Let us not forget that Harry and Pat are a loving couple who are respectful of, and have deep feelings for, each other.


The perfect couple -- or are they? Cooper and Clarkson

How do they resolve their problems? Pat will keep her relationship a secret and just continue as she is -- secretly meeting her lover and being a good wife to Harry. Harry will save the pain and suffering Pat would face without him and poison her. Hmmmm. Dare I say typical gender solutions? By the way, I’m not giving anything away; the movie trailer says it all.

Add to the mix their best friend, Richard (Pierce Brosnan) who, though he’s been close to the couple for years, he is immediately taken by young Kay and forgoes any sense of loyalty to his friends to get her. Through “good advice”, “helpful, selfless acts” and maneuvering, he makes sure he gets what he wants. And even Kay, Harry’s naive, smitten lover, deceives and disappoints. Keep in mind, these are civilized, upper middle class, well adjusted, people who never raise their voices, and always try to see the other person’s side on every issue.


Brosnan, on the make for best friend's mistress, McAdams

This would be a very funny film, if it weren’t directed in a suspenseful, straight-faced manner. That is consummate dry wit. It’s brilliant! I will never trust anyone again because “Married Life” makes it clear to me that everybody lies so convincingly, everybody’s out for him or her self, and will say and do what’s necessary to spare the feelings of others while getting what he or she wants. Still, all the characters were so charming, genuine and good-intentioned, you have to love them all and hope that in the end, they’re all happy - the whole deceiving, murderous, manipulative, adulterous lot of them.

It couldn’t have been easy for this wonderful cast to play such low characters while maintaining the audience’s favor. Kudos to all of them.


Honeydripper
Writer / Director: John Sayles
Cast: Danny Glover, Lisa Gay Hamilton, Yaya DaCosta, Charles S. Dutton, Vondie Curtis-Hall, Gary Clark,. Jr., Mable John, Stacey Keach, Mary Steenburgen.
Rated: PG 13

Sayles has done it again -- writing about times and places of which he has no direct knowledge and doing it convincingly and compassionately. Back in 1983, Sayles looked into the heart of a Lesbian who finally understands and accepts herself and changes her life accordingly, decades before Lesbianism in films was accepted and certainly before the girl-on-girl kiss was mandatory, as it seems to be now. He also delved into Harlem and it’s day-to-day life, ironically through the eyes of an alien, in “Brother from Another Planet,” in 1984. Topics that have interested him have included government corruption in an industrial city, women seeking babies to adopt in Mexico, a doctor traveling through a revolutionary-torn country of no specific name (Spanish language film), exploring the Irish myth of seal people, giant albino alligators in the sewer system of New York City, the 1919 World Series Black Sox scandal, coal mining unionization, and many more diverse themes. He was even one of the screen writers on “The Spiderwick Chronicles.” His genre is all genres, and all with impeccable scripts (Sayles won the MacArthur Fellowship Foundation [genius award] in 1983) and sensitive, actorly directing.

“Honeydripper” is no exception. I get the feeling that this is a very respectful look into a community from the outside. Even if I didn’t know a white man wrote and directed this film, I would think an outsider had made it: maybe because the true anger by blacks towards whites isn’t there or the gritty approach taken by most black directors is softened and takes on a my lyrical quality.

Taking place in post-World War II rural Alabama, Tyrone Purvis (Danny Glover) has a scheme to get his club back in the black. He hires a famous black rock ‘n roll guitarist/singer, Guitar Sam, and advertises the engagement with flyers all over town. The celebrity doesn’t show, so Purvis takes a young boy who has a homemade guitar out of the police-enforced cotton picking gang and has him perform. 


Danny Glover surveying his domaine.

Sayles explores the issue of self-respect for the black man in the south. Not only does Purvis not want to give up his business and find some other kind of job, but he wants to earn at least as much as his wife who is a housekeeper. The pressures on the “independent black man” of this era is also made clear: the club’s building owner wants to take the building back from Purvis who is delinquent in his rent, the corrupt sheriff (Stacey Keach) feels a deep-seated animosity toward Purvis particularly because he is relatively independent, credit is not extended to a black club proprietor and his business is in jeopardy as a result. Still, this is a positive, almost caper-like film in which there is always a way with ingenuity, if not faith. And as for faith, Purvis’ wife Delilah, played by Lisa Gay Hamilton, is going through a crisis of it. After years of tent revivals and a variety of religions, she still hasn’t been moved by the Lord, to her own chagrin. Seems belief in God isn’t enough in that culture and she is deficit which causes her tremendous distress.

This film is also about a change in the music of that time -- from blues to rock ‘n roll. It shows how hard it is for some to make the transition and the sense of loss the replacement of blues brings to the classic performers of that former time. But rock n’ roll can not be denied. All of the music is great and I’d certainly want the CD from the film.


Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
Director: Bharat Nalluri
Writers: David Magee, Simon Beaufoy
Cast: Frances McDormand, Amy Adams, Lee Pace, Ciaran Hinds Shirley Henderson, Mark Strong
Rated: PG13

I’ve thought a lot about why I enjoyed this film so much and yet was so terribly disappointed by “These Foolish Things,” which came out earlier last here. They’re both about a young girl coming to London to become a stage star. They both take place very shortly before WWII begins. Both girls have three suitors and must choose one. But the differences are even more telling than the similarities.


Frances McDormand and Amy Adams at the lingerie show!

“TFT” takes itself seriously in recreating a genre that was romantic and entertaining 60 years ago, loosing all freshness in the rehashing. “MP” fondly revisits the genre with wit and a unique British aplomb. Where Zoe Tapper’s young girl in “TFT” is sincere, virginal, and droll, Amy Adams’ ingénue is feisty, sexually indiscriminate, bubbly and contrite. You’d be hard put to separate them by physical appearance in a line up, but happy to spend some time with frenetic Amy while finding Zoe soporific.

Seeing Adams draped in a towel like Venus on the Halfshell by Botticelli, with accompanying seascape as the mural on her bathroom wall is priceless. Amy telling Miss Pettigrew she simply can’t turn away the next suitor coming to her door because it’s his apartment